Biological Robots (They Don't Have Weiners)

December 8, 2023

So I think, and again, this is from inside the intelligence community, most of what we think we are seeing are avatars — biological robots. That are basically put there to be the minions, if you will.

Gary Nolan, Stanford Professor, Tucker Carlson Interview

Person: Tom, do aliens have cool wieners or what, dude?
Tom: They don't, they're robots

Tom Delonge, Blink 182 Tour

There's an interesting pattern in the description of alien anatomies. The biologists and anthropologists studying the Nazca mummies have noted that their bodies would have moved very awkwardly, they are small (~2-3 feet), frail, and lack a lot of components that allow for more fluid and dynamic motion in humans. They have no digestive system or reproductive organs, their bones are simplified, and they could only turn their wrists, heads, and hips along one or two axes.

Oddly enough, it looks like their movements would in fact be very robotic or puppet-like, like animatronic aliens. What is really fascinating about this description is that it matches up exactly with other accounts of alien bodies from a diverse set of sources in UFO lore. The idea of robotic or puppet-like aliens is an oddly specific and recurring theme.

Philip Corso, US Army Colonel, The Day After Roswell

perhaps we should consider the EBEs as described in the medical autopsy reports humanoid robots rather then life forms, specifically engineered for long distance travel through space or time.

In these biological entities, the blood system and lymphatic systems seem to have been combined. And if an exchange of nutrients and waste occurred within their systems, that exchange could have only taken place through the creature's skin or the outer protective covering they wore because there were no digestive or waste systems.

The Walter Reed doctors were also fascinated by the nature of the creature's inner skin. It resembled, although their preliminary reports didn't go into any chemical analysis, a thin layer of fatty tissue unlike any they'd ever seen before. And it was completely permeable, as if it were constantly exchanging chemicals back and forth with the combination blood/lymphatic system. Was this the way the creatures nourished themselves during their journeys and was this how waste was processed? The very small mouths and the lack of a human digestive system troubled the doctors at first because they didn't know how these things were sustained.

Robert Dean, NATO Intelligence Analyst, 2012 Interview

They're all identical. They do have do not apparently have a reproductive capability. They have no elementary tract. They had a little mouth and they didn't have teeth inside. They had tissues. So they they obviously ingested something in the way of nutrients, but they couldn't chew and they they couldn't process as we do. Well, this blew them away, which which is why even today you have the lid still being kept on top of this and it's going to be kept tightly held.

This lid is going to be on top on this subject for years yet to come because these little dudes, these little guys, re reproductive types, I mean, they were obviously biological. I mean, they were living creatures, but they were, you know, biological androids. And they apparently had run them off of an assembly line somewhere because they were all absolutely identical. they couldn't reproduce themselves. And that really blew them away. And that was one of the things that intrigued me the most of reading the medical examiner's outstanding remarks and observations about in what in the name of God are we confronted with here?

Kit Green, CIA Scientist, Leaked NIDS Memo

its heart was three-chambered and was a single contiguous non-muscular vessel with no aorta nor vena cava; a conjoint liver and gut; one lung; no anus, etc.

Colm:
A long time ago, you mentioned some gross anatomical diferences in brain structure, can you elaborate in detail?

Kit:
NO CORPUS CALLOSUM, NO SYLVIAN FISSURE, NO TEMPORAL LOBE, NO OCCIPITAL LOBE, NO VERNIX, NO CEREBELLEM, NO MEDULLA OBLONGATA, NO RUGAE.

Colm:
You mentioned three-chambered heart in the same message. Was it similar to reptilian design or different i.e. was there aorta/vena cava etc.

Kit:
YES, SIMILAR. NO AORTA AND VC. WAS A SINGLE CONTIGUOUS NON-MUSCULAR VESSEL THROUGH THE HEART.

Reddit EBO Biologist Leak, From the late 2000s to the mid-2010s, I worked as a molecular biologist for a national security contractor in a program to study Exo-Biospheric-Organisms (EBO) | Reddit.

Briefly, we've discovered that the EBO genome is a chimera of genomes from our biosphere and from an unknown one. They are artificial, ephemeral and disposable organisms created for a purpose that still partially eludes us.

I'd like to note before going any further that this heterogeneity of genes of known and unknown origin is an undeniable proof of the artificiality of EBOs.

There are no genitals or anus.

Excreto-sudoriferous system: This system is completely different from what I've seen. As mentioned earlier, there is no large orifice, like an anus or urethra, to get rid of biological waste. Instead, there are countless small pores on the surface of the skin.

The digestive system is extremely underdeveloped. There's no there is no stomach in the familiar sense.

Whitley Strieber, Communion

Sam: "They were almost like under military discipline."
Whitley: "That was my impression."
Sam: "They had instructions and they followed their instructions, and that was it."
Whitley: "Do you suppose we see robots?"
Sam: "I thought of that."
Mark: "Fanatic, or just disciplined?"
Sam: "Disciplined."
Jenny: "That's right, I remember them all walking the same way."
Sally: "Moving in unison, speaking in unison?" (Unified movement is often reported, such as three individuals walking in lockstep.)
Joan: "I can imagine something above them that's speaking through them. They're to do their job."
Jenny: "You don't feel any personality —"

Credo Mutwa, African Shaman, Interview on Ancient Alien Species

the first person was brought to me with an incredible story to tell the person had been a school boy called see poor people told us that he had been captured by strange creatures whom he called dolls and these dolls had brought him to a strange place and had done straight things to him that had made him almost met with terror and fear

through the haze I saw things moving, they looked like dolls, they looked so incredible that I couldn't believe what I was seeing my mind faintly registered the spectacle I wasn't even scared just mildly surprised and stupefied

the damn thing please forgive my weight was standing less than eight inches away from me it was short it had a very large round hairless head it had long black eyes jet-black eyes it had small nostrils no ears and a slit of a mouth, its neck was long almost shaped like that of a crane

these creatures looked exactly like this they are the type of alien creature that has been known and feared throughout Africa for generations this creature is about three feet tall it looks for all the world like a child who is on the last stages of dying

There is a pretty consistent theme here of alien bodies being simplified and more efficient than our own. Philip Corso, Kit Green, Robert Dean, and the EBO Biologist all describe the complete absence of a digestive system, as well as the simplification or absence of other organs. The puppet-like movements are described by both Credo Mutwa and Whitley Strieber.

It's important to remember that the carbon dating of the Nazca mummies has not been disputed, they are at least 500 - 1000 years old. Since biological material that old becomes incredibly fragile, if they were constructed they would have to have been constructed that many years ago.

So how could ancient Peruvians, an Africam shaman, a NATO officer, a CIA doctor, and Army officer spread across hundreds of years all describe the same specific, unique, anatomy of alien beings?